Top 5 Cult Films

5. Sweet Movie "WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?!"
Words cannot describe the level of fucked up this film is at. This film goes from a woman getting pissed on by her wealthy lover to another woman doing a striptease in front of a bunch of kids (Gets really, REALLY uncomfortable when she gets really close to rubbing her vagina on one of the kid's head). The film is spoken in three different languages and the subtitles aren't the best, so it's sometimes hard to follow the story but still, what the fuck??? I'm sure this is all symbolic (food fights, golden showers, the vomitting, violent sex, body builders, the drinking of piss, the eating of shit, both of which are real, REAL, FUCKIN REAL!!!) Words can't describe this film. It is so brutal to watch yet you can't look away. It's like a freak show gone horribly wrong. The film follows a woman form being pissed on by the rich to being shit on by the poor, literalrily. It also follows a woman who captains a ship who picks up little boys and young men with candy and sex and then she brutally murders them. Fun for the whole family if you ask me.

4. Begotten "uh........hmmm.......I got nothing"
A black and white horror art film is crazy creepy. A movie in which god gives birth to mother earth by ripping her out of him with a straight blade razor. After that it gets a little hazy. Their is bondage in the desert and then cannibals come and then I started to silently vomit. The grainy black and white film adds to the creepiness of the movie as well as the weird soundtrack. You watch begotten and proceed to lose all faith in everything and not really know why.

3. Terror Firmer "Aroma de Troma"
Ever wondered what it would be like to work on a low budget movie movie while a homicidal killer picks off your crew members one by one. Troma is at it again with there zany antics and off the wall humor (Troma, been making fun of AIDS since 1988 and proud of it). This movie is all out fun with such classics in the making like, death by bong hit, twin barrel breast explosion, vomiting french men, the list goes on. It isn't everyday that you see a 12 year old girl shove a boom mic into a hermaphrodite's vagina. With such famous cameos like Ron Jeremy, Lemmy Kilmeister, and ................Joe Franklin??? Terror Firmer is a great Troma film and one of the funniest over the top films I have ever seen.

2. Aftermath/Genesis "Don't die in Spain"
Granted they are two different movies, they are short films so I counted them together. Aftermath has more necrophilia and vaginal stabbing than your average movie but goddamn if it isn't beautiful. Both Aftermath and Genesis is directed by Ignacio Cerda who has an amazing cinematography style. Both movies do not have a lot of dialogue in them but it's so morbidly beautiful that you won't even notice.

1. ILLSA She Wolf of the SS "...one way ticket to hell"
This film couldn't have been made at any other time than the 70's. The fact that this film was even made is astounding. So it's WWII and Illsa is running a concentration camp that runs tests on the threshold of pain the human body can withstand. While this is going on she is also castrating the male inmates who can't satisfy her in bed. This film is full of sex, torture, and just scenes of "what the fuck am I watching" moments. I honestly feel like viewing this movie cripples any chance I have of becoming a normal person.